Monday, January 08, 2007

Sorely In Need Of More Experience

According to Old Spice, I am somewhat less than a real man. Ouch.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

White Is The Color of My True Love's Cheese


Robiola Bosina, how I love thee! Thy creamy, silky softness. Thy difficult-to-prounce name. Thy even more difficult-to-pronounce maker, Caseificio dell'Alta Langa. The fact that I got you at Di Bruno Bros. in South Philadelphia's Italian market! Oh, Robiola! Robiola effing Bosina! Heaven on earth comes from the town of Bosia, just south of Alba, wherever that is.

I now join the throngs of people who worship cows (but I for a very different reason). Plus I also place on god's throne those beautiful, high-butterfat sheep. (This Robiola Bosina is a mix, don't you know.)

Til we meet again, Robiola, my milky mistress.